鬼佬 'gwei lo' blues.

i have been working in HK for many many months now. and in the words of Wiley "i fink i'm goin' maaad mayte. i fink i'm losing my mind....". and thats exaktly how its been. i've found kontempt for native cantonese women who wud suck every caucasian (good looking) dick they meet. but i wunt get into that as i happen to like the populace in general (write to me privately. i'll tell you!!) the weathers as psycho as some of them HK bitches. typhoon season lor!! here's the latest announcement on tropical cyclone Koppu (which sounds like "Kaput"!!) hyuk! hyuk!

i've been spending so much time in Australia recently. its as if i'm not a resident in HK!! the horrendous misty & humid air is doing my head in. think i've had enuff of HK. cant wait for my kontract to be over!!!!! i plan on finally moving to the UK late next year. grandma is Scottish & grandad is Irish... so i've qualified for UK ancestry visa. i might live in London for a kouple of years or so. in that time i plan on skating & travelling europe. hopefully i am able to set some roots down for my skate company as well. i've been procrastinating my move over..... thanks to a broken heart!! but i'm feeling wikkid about moving next year. feels right.... innit?

ITS OFFICIAL FOLKS!!

i am a lady boss of my own skate company!! bwahahHaha!! every morning i wake up & pinch myself to see if its all a dream. nup!! still the boss. heh. i went postal when my laminated certificate arrived in the... uhhmm post (pardon the pun). but i now have an ABN & a registered business name acknowledged by the feds. this is massif!! i am the happiest skater chick alive!! i am still in the process of registering trademarks for the name & logo before it all goes out in public. *sigh* finally.



feels greeeat to be blogging again. not so much for the world to read my bullshit thoughts & mundane existence. i like reading old posts and thinking "holy shit!! that did happen!" or "what was i thinking?" so this particular post... is the the one where i legally became "lau pan niang" of my own skate co. i also need to mention a silly obsession with chase and status tune kalled "pieces"& "dumpling riddum". i love it sooo so much. been singing (and skreaming) it every single day for the past 4 months!! nadia of the future will be so amused. its uploaded on radio.blog so YOU can be obsessed too. boo yah kah!! boo yah kah!!

ahaHaha!!! my first gif.

home sweet home

dhiim ah?! i know i havent been diligent in my updates. things have been really kraaazy. i've been running around like a headless chook trying to get myself settled in. yeeessshhh!! i LIVE in hong kong!! muahaHaha!! feels good to proklaim this. in the meantime... thought i'd share the amazing view from my wikkid wan chai apartment. jealooous??

if you stick your neck out of my bedroom window.... you kan aktually see happy valley!! velly happy lor. heeheehe!! ooh ooh!! and check out the numbers in my elevator. no 4th or 13th floor!! same thing at work!! i love it. i've been listening to lots of hong kongkretebass. they're a lokal version of exitmusik & inthemix. heaven. truly heaven.

terribly sorry for taking an extended hiatus from blogging. i'm not done unpacking & am still living out of my boxes. my shifts at the radio station are killing me too!! besides.... i kinda enjoi having lots of "me time" sipping yin-yangs (half koffee- half tea brew) & french toast whilst reading the papers overlooking my killer apartment view. life is good. so long suckers!! muahahaHa!! juuust kidding. safe!! ;-)

afraid of the dark??

one of my fave things to do on the evil isle is sit by the radio at midnight with my mum and listen to ria's 'misteri jam 12'. its a malay program where listeners send in emails & kall to share on air personal enkounters with the supernatural. pontianak (a.k.a 'fatimah rocker') & pocong are always hot topiks. i found it entertaining until last week... they talked about hauntings on pulau ubin. the hairs on the back of my neck stood on ends!!

as most of you know.... my fren drowned at ubin. i was there on the island but was far away at the quarry at the time she drowned. a few kallers apparently mentioned that my "late" fren has turned into "sumthing else". sumthing skary!! lots of reports of families fishing by that river klaim they've seen her. it was kreepy!!

a kouple of days ago... my brother in law made me watch a reality style doko kalled 'wujud 2'. they challenge skeptik viewers by chucking them in haunted parts of the evil isle from midnight to dawn & place infra-red kameras to kapture the experience. oohmygaaawd!! the images!! so skaaaaary!!! i havent been able to sleep well since then. *shudders* i dunt understand why we're kurious kreatures who challenge & question the existence of such things. just becos we dunt see them dunt mean they dunt exist!!

giggly grrlfrens

irenes youngest brother Jacky made us watch this horrendous video kalled '1 guy 1 kup' where this dude squats on a glass jar & inserts it in his anus. the glass jar breaks!!! theres blood & broken shards of glass everywhere!!! it was so gross we broke into severe giggles!!!! jacky sekretly kaught us on kamera fone........



gawd. no wunder my jaws were aching from last night. i just realized i am such a grrlie grrl sumtimes!! aiyoh... so kuniang laughing & squirming. oh dear. haHahaHAHAHA!!! i'm too tired from my earlier kick boxing sesh to blogg right now. but i'll try put up a kouple of entries before i leave the evil isle. good night yo!!

only on the evil isle.

me mate forwarded this ad to me: 

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i did the math..... there is no way ALL of the above kud even kost more than S$50, 000!!! only in Singapore. these vulgar krazy fucks!!!